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Are Kirk Cameron and Nicolas Cage SECRET LOVERS? According to Film Extra, “ABSOLUTELY, 100%”

While Nicolas Cage’s latest film is being “left behind” at the box office, it appears a romance between Nic and the star of the original LEFT BEHIND film, Kirk Cameron, is blossoming.

The former child star and now evangelical Christian, Cameron served as consultant on the 2014 Left Behind film remake. And according to numerous actors on the set, the two stars were inseparable during filming.

But it was an accidental encounter by one actor that revealed a serious romance was in the works.

“I had a line reading with Nic for a scene that got re-scheduled for the afternoon, but the script supervisor forgot to tell me. Anyway, I show up at Nicks trailer and him and Kirk were on the couch making out”, said Tim Bicknell, an actor who has a minor role as one of the Devils henchmen in the film.

“Now to their credit, they did tell me that it was only a rehearsal they were doing for an upcoming film. They said Kirk had just bought the rights for a sequel to that Brokeback Mountain movie.”

According to records, the alibi may actually hold true. “Brokeback Mountain 2: Left Behind in the Andes” appears to be a script registered by K. Cameron, and two insiders close to the script report that Kirk and Nic are penciled in to star in the sequel which this time around will demonize homosexuality.

Cameron and Cage will apparently play two former commando green berets who return from war in Afghanistan. The hardened war heroes abandon their PTSD treatment in a San Francisco hospital, and find themselves on the streets, trapped in the middle of a massive Gay Pride parade. They proceed to be brainwashed by gay culture which leads them into having a stormy, sexual affair with one another. Their punishment by God is banishment into the Andes Mountains for life.

Mr. Bicknell, who is getting his masters in psychology and only acts in small roles on the side to help with tuition, says the alibi is all well and good, but believes a deeper psychological, and sexual, yearning is at play.

“You know, I absolutely, 100%, believe these two are extremely sexually attracted to one another, and they are using this Brokeback movie sequel thing as a vehicle to fulfill their homosexual urges. Of course their religion forbids such practice, but if they play act it all out to send a greater message for the greater good of the masses, then they can rationalize it as OK.

I mean c’mon, these two were french kissing and Cameron had a serious hard on projecting out of his khaki’s for christ’s sake.”

No word yet as to when or if production for Brokeback Mountain 2: Lost in the Andes is set to proceed.