KIM JUNG-UN Undergoing Sex Change, Wants to be “The New Queen of North Korea”

For several weeks now Kim Jung-un has been mysteriously missing from public view, completely absent from events including a very important recent national celebration.

The mystery of his whereabouts has stymied media outlets around the world. Speculation has ranged from serious illness to a coup d’etat.

But that mystery is now over and it’s an outcome that no one had ever expected.

The supreme leader of North Korea has been undergoing a massive sex change operation in a private hospital just north of the South Korean border.

One infuriated member of Kim’s inner circle has stepped forward to explain what is behind this unprecedented action. He cites a little known obsession that Kim-Jung has with Queen Elizabeth.

“Oh, his infatuation with Queen Elizabeth is long standing and has been so strong it has led to becoming a massive jealousy. Since child he has collected imagery of Elizabeth behind his fathers back. Several collage art pieces were discovered and infuriated his father.

Ever since entering leadership he want to change North Korea into a king-queen monarchy. This has led to enormous distress as you imagine, but the serious fact that he wants to now be the Queen just like Elizabeth, this is just sickening.”

Before entering re-configuration surgery, Kim secured the military to ensure power would remain in his pocket.

The inside circle member cites another reason for the sex change, which has to do with Kim Jong-un’s other obsession, which is more publicly known.

“Everyone know he likes Dennis Rodman. No secret with that. But to what degree is what everyone do not know. He tried to seduce Rodman on his second visit. Got him real, real intoxed on our locally distilled tar based rum and it almost worked but Rodman politely said he prefer women over the men. So this was another push for Kim wanting to be woman. He going to get Rodman over here a third time and try and seduce him again, but this time he will have breast and vaginas.”
Kim Jung-un is said to be scheduled for recuperation for the next few months and will re-emerge as the Queen of North Korea in early 2015.

Sources close to Dennis Rodman are concerned. “Dennis is already charmed by Kim Jung-un, and despite media claims, he has been eagerly looking forward to a third visit. With Kim now as an attractive Korean woman, no doubt Dennis is gonna tap it. And whatever with that, obviously our real concern is that with the new monarchy situation a major position is going to be open and Dennis may get wormed into becoming the new King of North Korea.”