CIA to Create Satire News Site to Bait Terrorists

A recently leaked email has revealed that the CIA plans on creating a fake news website called “The Radish”, which will focus on making fun of the Prophet Muhammad and the Islam religion.

The leaked email revealed the crude outline for the plan:

“Operation Radish will bait Islamic terrorists all over the world. We will be publishing both a newspaper and a satirical website with heavy focus on the mocking of the Prophet Muhammad. They (the terrorists) are going to want to come and get us. It’ll be like drawing fishes to water. Our headquarters (The Radish) will be heavily booby trapped and waiting for bunches of terrorists. We literally will have trap doors through the entrances and terrorists will fall down into pits. This way we can round ’em (sic) all up and prevent future attacks from occuring.”

The email also included the first sample story that The Radish plans on publishing. The headline reads “Prophet Muhammad Grew Up Gay According to Mid East Scholar”. The article appears crudely written and contains inconsistencies throughout.

An editor from the popular satire site Moron.com reviewed the CIA’s attempt at satire. “It doesn’t really make sense, and I don’t think any terrorist would take it seriously. It says Muhammad may have been gay but they use words like ‘fruitcake’ and ‘pole-smoker’ which don’t really translate over to native Islamics, and are not really that effective at making even a humorous case for potential homosexuality.”

There’s no word whether Central Intelligence will be going through with the project, now that emails on the operation have been heavily leaked and are making there way online.