Prison Guards Handcuffed Naked By Dominatrix
NOVA MUTUM, Brazil – In something you would expect to come straight out of a Tarantino movie, real life imitated B-movie art yesterday when male prison guards thought [...]
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Brian Williams Golden Gloves Boxing Claim False
NEW YORK, NY – As bogus claims mount against news anchor Brian Williams who had initially been called out for saying he was in a helicopter that was under fire in [...]
Budweisers New Craft Beer Called SPIT
ST. LOUIS, Mo. – After causing an uproar in the beer community over a Super Bowl commercial that mocked craft beer and micro breweries, Budweiser has decided to inflame [...]
Conrad Hilton Beat Up By Ninja Stewardesses
LOS ANGELES, Ca. Conrad Hilton, the baby brother of Paris, recently turned himself in to the FBI for causing a major commotion on a 10 hour airline flight, where he made [...]
54-Year-Old Man Will Play Football For Oregon Ducks
EUGENE, Oregon – Oregon head coach Mark Helfrich shocked many Oregon fans today when he announced he will sign an unconventional recruit: 54-year-old tight end Victor [...]
Mitt Romney Declines a 2016 Presidential Run: Fears Cosby, Welcomes Cruise
WASHINGTON, DC. While many thought Mitt Romney to be the front running presidential candidate for 2016, it now appears a presidential run is not in the cards for the man [...]
Disney Markets First Latina Princess, Demotes Frog Character
BURBANK, Ca. After fallout from the Disney corporation over leaked emails regarding an animated Latina figure, the company swiftly made major changes to lead character [...]
Mickey Rourke To Fight Green Power Ranger
MOSCOW, Russia. After returning to the ring after a 20 year absence, 62-year-old actor Mickey Rourke was victorious in a bout against 29-year-old Elliot Seymour last [...]
“American Sniper Doo-Doo-Two” Will Star Seth Rogan and James Franco
Hollywood, CA. After Seth Rogan lashed out at the film “American Sniper”, stating that it is nothing more than a right wing propaganda film for the Iraq War, [...]
CRIPS AND BLOODS UNITE TO FIGHT ISIS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
LOS ANGELES, California- (UPDATED) New terror threats made on the United States have motivated two of the largest rival U.S. street gangs, the Crips and the Bloods, to [...]
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