Obama Hired Chicago Ad Agency To Sell the EBOLA VIRUS as a Brand

Chicago, IL.
Insiders at a Chicago advertising agency are speaking to reporters, despite having signed secretive disclosures forbidding them to talk about their latest client, Barack Obama, and their contract work, allegedly involving brand marketing of the Ebola Virus.

According to “Beth” and her co-workers, Matt and Jonathon, their assignment was to sell the Ebola virus to the American public as “a serious threat that every American household should be frightened about.” Actor Sam Elliott was being sought as a spokesperson for the virus.

“We were going to brand manage the virus and place it in the same league as AIDS while also cross blending Ebola into the everyday flu virus. The cross blend would provide a marketing platform to drive quality traffic and drive disease visibility”, co-worker Matt explains.

The insiders became disgruntled and decided to speak out when they discoverd their ad campaign was going to be cut back severely by the Obama administration.

Jonathon relates what an Obama assistant told them during their last conference call. “He says, ‘Jon, the American public are really buying up the fear factor as is, so we’re not going to need anywhere near the volume of brand management work we initially thought. The fear over this virus is selling itself. We may not even need Sam Elliott.”

The Obama administration denies all claims of working with the Chicago based ad agency.