Man On Meth Surfs Cars to Get to Outer Space (Video)

CORAL SPRINGS, Florida –

Police have arrested a man who was standing in the middle of a busy street while hopping on top of moving cars hoping to “get beamed up to the planet Zorax”.

After the arrest, Jonathan Restrepo, of Coral Springs, admitted to having taken methamphetamine and believed that in order to get to the planet Zorax he needed to be on top of a moving car which would teleport him into outer space.

A man named Tyland Jackson driving an 1989 Toyota Camry told reporters, “He hopped on my roof and kept saying there was a big party up on Planet Zorax and all the latest porn stars would be there…he kept prompting me to take my Toyota up to 55 mph and this would be the necessary velocity to teleport him into outer space. I wanted to get him there, but my speedometers busted so I couldn’t help him out, so he got off my roof and hopped on top of some lady’s Lincoln town car.”

The police finally caught up with Restrepo and arrested him after a brief chase. He is being charged with numerous offenses.