CIA to Create Satire News Site to Bait Terrorists
A recently leaked email has revealed that the CIA plans on creating a fake news website called “The Radish”, which will focus on making fun of the Prophet [...]
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Tech Start Up Creates “WEARABLE TECHNOLOGY” That Walks and Eats For You
Palo Alto, CA. A silicone valley tech start up is introducing the next step in advanced human technology that will replace our daily tasks, such as walking, eating, and any [...]
Obama Hired Chicago Ad Agency To Sell the EBOLA VIRUS as a Brand
Chicago, IL. Insiders at a Chicago advertising agency are speaking to reporters, despite having signed secretive disclosures forbidding them to talk about their latest [...]
KIM JUNG-UN Undergoing Sex Change, Wants to be “The New Queen of North Korea”
For several weeks now Kim Jung-un has been mysteriously missing from public view, completely absent from events including a very important recent national celebration. The [...]
Charges Dropped Against Man Who Ran “Purse Puppy” Dog Fighting Ring
“They are not pitbulls, so we cannot prosecute” Kansas City, Missouri. You may think of pitbulls when you think dog fighting. But Douglass Dupree ran a [...]
Homeless Man Mysteriously Dies After Revealing Ebola Virus Is a US Government Plan for Population Control
Eureka, CA. Open mic nights at a popular Eureka California cafe are usually filled with bad poetry and mediocre folk guitar, according to regular patron Pat McFlurry. [...]
Are Kirk Cameron and Nicolas Cage SECRET LOVERS? According to Film Extra, “ABSOLUTELY, 100%”
While Nicolas Cage’s latest film is being “left behind” at the box office, it appears a romance between Nic and the star of the original LEFT BEHIND film, [...]
US DRONE TAKES DOWN AMERICAN ARTIST’S “BUTT PLUG” SCULPTURE IN PARIS.
Paris, France. American artist Paul McCarthy was commissioned to make a sculpture in the center of Paris France. What he came up with was an enormous green “butt [...]
Scientology Leaders Verbally Assault Ex Member at Airport Is Tom Cruise In The Background With A Headset On?
A recent verbal assault at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) occurred between three top Scientology leaders and an ex member who for years has been trying to discredit [...]
Oscar Pistorius To Serve 10 MONTHS In Prison, Forced To Wear Tiny Children’s Prosthetics
Pretoria, South Africa. The shamed South African sprinter Oscar Pistorius was officially sentenced to 5 years in prison, but will likely only serve 10 months for the [...]
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