“American Sniper Doo-Doo-Two” Will Star Seth Rogan and James Franco

Hollywood, CA. After Seth Rogan lashed out at the film “American Sniper”, stating that it is nothing more than a right wing propaganda film for the Iraq War, he’s decided to do more than just tweet out some jabs.

“American Sniper Doo-Doo-Two” will be the next film Rogan produces which will be an “unofficial sequel” with an obvious comedic slant which will heavily mock the first “propaganda film”, as Rogan puts it.

“Doo-Doo-Two” will feature James Franco as a fumbling American military sniper who glamorizes his job while feeling no shame in what he does, until he hits his head from slipping on a pile of Afghan donkey manure. He then begins to feel massive guilt for all the children he has killed and becomes upset realizing that government lies are the basis for why he is killing everyone.

Hilarity ensues when Franco’s character begins purposely missing his targets which lead to a series of ridiculous events as the children he would have killed, inadvertently grow up to become circus clowns for the Franco character’s struggling travelling carnival act which he now runs as a retribution attempt to “make children happy”.

Rogan says he hopes to cast Michael Moore for the minor role of an aging circus tightrope walker who’s Great Grandmother was killed by a sniper.

Filming is said to begin in the summer of 2015 in Detroit, Michigan where most of the urban Afghanistan battle scenes can be naturally mimicked.