American Moons Bull And Gets Gored In Anus

MADRID  —

A 20-year-old American is seriously injured after he was brutally gored during a bullfighting festival in Spain, where a popular bull running event takes place.

Ben Miller from Georgia was gored by an angry bull, and is being operated on by a local surgeon, who is working to repair the sphincter muscle, or more specifically the sphincter ani externus which keeps the anal opening closed by its normal contraction.

Bystanders report seeing a young American pull down his pants, apparently “mooning” the Bull as it ran towards the crowd. When the American went to pull up his trousers, it is suspected that the zipper portion may have caught on the man’s penis, as high pitched screaming was heard, “my (expletive) zippers stuck.”

It is not confirmed that the mooning young man was the same that got anally gored, but many suspect it is highly possible.

“Dude was mooning a bull and the bull done got pissed. Most everyone took off after it started coming towards us, so I’m not positive it was the same dude, but I think the bull realized that the guy couldn’t pull his pants back up so the damn bull took advantage and stuck him real good right up the ass,” said another American at the event.

The running with the bulls tradition is a controversial event where many critics cry foul regarding the taunting of large animals for human excitement. While supporters of the event regard bullfighting and bull-running as a natural way to express both domination over the species, while at the same time recognizing the might of the bull  by running away from them in the streets.