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Justin Bieber To Fight In UFC

Justin Bieber was recently roasted on Comedy Central, successfully surviving a horrific verbal beat-down. Now it appears the young singer feels he is ready for a physical [...]

April 7, 2015


Religious Man Claims Toilet Grants Wishes

ST. AUGUSTINE, Florida- For $10 a urination, or $20 a defecation, you may be cured of illness or be awarded monetarily due to the miracle effect that this man’s toilet [...]

April 5, 2015


Brian Williams To Join Weekly World News

In a surprise announcement, Brian Williams the former highly regarded reporter and NBC Nightly News host, has finally landed another job in journalism after being suspended [...]

March 30, 2015


Cop Caught Masturbating at Starbucks

CAMDEN COUNTY, Pennsylvania – Off-duty police officer Lt. Benito Gonzalez was seated at a Starbucks in the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania area, when he decided to pull down [...]

March 27, 2015

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