Cheney’s 2016 Presidential Run with Hal 9000 as VP

WASHINGTON, DC –

After political pundit Bill Kristol recently suggested that Dick Cheney would make an excellent choice to run against Hillary Clinton in 2016, rumors have been abuzz at the potentiality of it actually happening and all the unanswered questions within.

One question is what would Cheney’s chances be? According to a recent Peewee Research Poll, his chances would be excellent as 63% of Americans would favor a Cheney presidency.

But another question is who Cheney would choose as a running mate. According to media ecologist Josh Dobbson, a modern version of Hal 9000, a sentient computer (or artificial intelligence) that controls the systems of the Discovery One spacecraft, would be a natural fit, and is already under consideration by a Cheney-based exploratory committee.

“Cheney is already required to work alongside a robotic machine as he is hooked up to one due to his heart condition. Hal 9000, being an artificial intelligence unit, is far superior to any potential vice presidential candidate. It would be the perfect fit for Cheney.”

The same Peewee Research Poll found a whopping 78% of Americans having no issues with an artificial intelligence machine serving as VP.

Josh Dobbson: “Well it shouldn’t be a surprise. Nearly every American now days has their own AI machine that they are constantly consulting, programming, viewing, googling, typing and talking to! It’d be hypocritical for anyone to deny a computer to be a superior leader as we use it to lead us everyday.”

A Cheney/Hal 9000 2016 ticket would indeed be groundbreaking, and some political analyst’s believe it to be the only possibility to prevent a Hillary Clinton presidency in the future.