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ORLANDO, Florida – A resident in Orlando is furious with his “kooky astronaut neighbor” who frequently has “squealing” noises coming from his [...]

Baby Anabelle-Bruce wearing a seaweed skirt made by her female hippo playmates. SAN DIEGO, California – After seven weeks of trying to figure out the gender of a [...]

CORAL SPRINGS, Florida – Police have arrested a man who was standing in the middle of a busy street while hopping on top of moving cars hoping to “get beamed up [...]

Walmart was recently forced to close a total of five stores across the country, due to plumbing issues. This move appears to be a big blow to the mega store’s yearly [...]

SAN ANTONIO, Texas – Local officials in San Antonio have reported a string of more than seven dozen robberies and they are identifying the alleged robber as a [...]

WASHINGTON, DC – After political pundit Bill Kristol recently suggested that Dick Cheney would make an excellent choice to run against Hillary Clinton in 2016, rumors [...]

Lakeland, FLORIDA – There’s a man in Florida who so desperately wants to have a child, that he walked into a local hospital’s Artificial Insemination [...]

DALLAS, Texas – Making horrific headlines this week is a woman from Dallas who smoked PCP for the first time and frantically began eating her boyfriends p*nis. [...]

WASHINGTON DC – The government is in mandatory lock down mode after a scratch n sniff feces sticker was apparently sent to the President on Tuesday. A note accompanied [...]

Justin Bieber was recently roasted on Comedy Central, successfully surviving a horrific verbal beat-down. Now it appears the young singer feels he is ready for a physical [...]