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Brian Williams To Join Weekly World News

In a surprise announcement, Brian Williams the former highly regarded reporter and NBC Nightly News host, has finally landed another job in journalism after being suspended and subsequently shamed from news journalism entirely.

The publication best known for it’s reporting on the mutant child-like creature known as “Bat Boy,” has hired Brian Williams to a 5-year contract as a lead reporter and as a host to a potential WWN television show to air on the Oxygen network in the fall.

“You know, it is really fitting that Brian will be working for WWN. The guy has appeared on Saturday Night Live numerous times and has proven his comedic chops, this along with his far fetched journalism skills, well it’s a perfect fit really..,” says Jodi Anderson a former NBC intern during the Williams tenure.

Williams will be bringing back the Bat Boy saga, by reporting on a string of savage suburban attacks in Michigan that may be linked to the notorious half human, half creature oddity.